Variety really is the spice of life, isn't it? After all, a lot of people find themselves getting tremendously bored when they're in a conventional relationship where they are resigned to the same old pussy day and day, if they're even looking enough to get sex on tap every day, and they find themselves craving for a little bit of spice in their sexual life.
Now, as we all know, it can be a total minefield to go sticking your dick in random chick’s holes when you're already attached. After all, you don't want a crazy bitch coming at you and keying your car or some shit, right? If only there were a way to get our hands on all of that sexual variety we crave so damn much without actually physically stepping over the line.
Well, while it might have been the kind of thing that was resigned to our most far-away fantasies just a mere few years ago, the same definitely can't be said for the kind of things that are coming along these days. You see, we're now living in an era where it's not only never been easier to get your hands on the kind of high-tech and realistic sex dolls many people have seen in their entire lives, but it's also becoming far more affordable than it used to be, too.
But hold your damn horses because it's also time to drop a little reality check on your horny arse here. As fun as the world of modern sex dolls can sound, it's also a very fair point that not all sex all manufacturers and stores can deliver the same kind of quality that your dick deserves, and that's why I've decided to step in to ensure you only come face to face with the ones worth using and, today, it's time to see where Evolova.com stands!
What is Evolova.com?
Evolova.com is a sex doll store that seems to provide itself on offering a small but mighty selection of lifelike love dolls that cover a string of tried and tested categories ranging from BBW and compact love dolls to the classic kind of sex dolls that bring a massive ass and big old titties your way.
In particular, Evolova.com has gone out of its way to stock a decent range of compact love dolls, ideal for those short on space. Rather than the full-size sex dolls that take a serious amount of cupboard space in people's homes, they offer ones that are seriously small but offer all of the same kind of love holes you know and adore.
What Sex Dolls Can You Find on Evolova.com?
Now it's time to put the love doll catalog of evolova.com to the test and see what kind of sex doll magic a store like this is able to bring our way. And to find out, I went deep into the site's most popular products that everyone else seems to be buying at the moment.
● The Micro Sex Doll Torso - Now, this doll might feel like fucking a girl who has undergone some serious amputations because it lacks legs, arms, and even ahead. However, don't let that put you off because this tiny sex doll is just under the size of a man's torso and offers you one of the most compact forms of pleasure you could possibly wish for. With a gorgeous pair of tits for you to fondle and suck on all night long, as well as a tight snatch to bury your cock in to live out some of your wildest fantasies, this little love doll is the perfect sidekick to accompany your marathon porn sessions and is easy to clean and put away when you're finished filling it with sperm.
● Roxy Sucks and Vibes! - You might think you've had some good pussy over the years, but have you ever been lucky enough to stick your cock in a woman whose twat vibrates and sucks you in at the same time? I'm gonna go ahead and doubt that you have because it's so damn hard to find a woman with such out-of-this-world sexual talents below the belt. However, that's precisely what you get with this sex doll called Roxy because she comes with a unique vibrating pussy, but it doesn't end there. You see, there's a suction feature to this doll when you're fucking her, you can deploy to ensure that her slick twat doesn't let you go until you've handed over the contents of your balls, and it's safe to say that even if you're thinking of doing anything otherwise the vibrating effect that cunt will ensure you change your mind.
● The Life Size Love Doll Experience - Last but not least, we have the gorgeous Layla. This is a full-size love doll that is reserved for those who aren't lacking when it comes to space to store her, and she is based on the body of a MILF porn star with a gigantic pair of tits and a gorgeously jiggly arse to match. You'll be lost for choice when it comes to burying your dick in this MILF sex doll because not only does it look immense when you're banging missionary watching the giant tits bounce around underneath you, but so does her massive MILF sex doll ass when you're slamming into it at 100 miles an hour and watching those butt cheeks jiggle with delight.
Design of the Store
The design of Evolova.com kicks off with a professional logo that spells out the brand's name in red and white. This is followed by a main menu that takes you to places like the various sex collections, love doll reviews, and a VIP section. Underneath this, you'll see a selection of selling points that the site has to offer. I assume there's supposed to be a hero image underneath it, but it failed to load when I was reviewing the site.
After this, you'll see a well-photographed image of a Gooning dude holding one of his new love dolls from Evolova.com tightly while basking in the glow of porn on his computer. Next to it you'll see three of the main varieties of love dolls this brand has to offer summed up. This is then followed by a selection of featured product favorites currently being snapped up by the brand's customers.
towards the lower half of the homepage on Evolova.com, you'll see a gallery showing you various porn stars and adult content creators who have posed with some of the popular products from the sex brand, and it rounds itself off with a well-written selection of text summing up the story of the firm and everything it has to offer.
What Do I Like Most About it?
The first thing that stood out to me about Evolova.com was the diverse range of love dolls they offer. It's impossible to deny that this brand has strived to cater to all forms of taste that come within the sex doll industry, and it's safe to say you won't be bored with the various dick-tingling XXX dolls they have to offer.
And when it comes to the photography of many of the sex dolls on their landing pages, I was pretty damn impressed. Many of them are professionally taken and do a damn fine job of summing up what the doll looks like and all of the features they have to offer. However, I could only enjoy them by looking at the archives of this site on the Wayback Machine because, when I was reviewing it, pretty much every photo except for a select few failed to load. What the fuck, man?
What I Don’t Like
The elephant in the room with Evolova.com, despite being an otherwise well-designed site, is the fact that many of the sex doll photos failed to load when I reviewed the size. I have no idea if this is a common thing or if I was just the unlucky one to get hit with it when I reviewed the store, but this is a serious issue that definitely doesn't do this sex store any favors.
Suggestions I Have for Evolova.com
My main suggestion for Evolova.com is for the admin to figure out the problem with the photo loading error and sort it out as soon as possible. After all, the most potent way that you can sell a sex doll is by some gorgeously photographed imagery of the toy in question, and although this site does provide precisely that usually, the fact that they failed to load just makes it all invalid.
Conclusion
At the start, I was pretty impressed by the sleek design that Evolova.com brought, not to mention a gorgeous selection of loved dolls that were downright impressive in every way. The part that lets the site down, though, is the fact that many of the photos failed to load properly, and it can't be overlooked that this is a critical error that needs to be sorted as soon as possible by the admins of the store or people will simply go elsewhere within seconds of arriving.
