Czech Escort Girls! I was getting ready to write about the prices of escort chicks promoting their asses on czechescortgirls.com and dish out some tips on not getting screwed over while banging these sluts, but this shit turned out to be a completely different beast. This is the site that shows you what happens after you hook up with that escort sluts, and if you ask me, that's all that fucking matters....the romps, and the grand fucking finale! Hell yeah! Let's see what kind of banging takes place here. Vamos!
The initial impression
Czechescortgirls.com slaps on a purple background with thumbnails that show image previews. There are no ads or banners or any kind of bullshit on the homepage, but it's not like I expected any of that on a paysite. Let's just all stop admiring paysites for giving people decent user experience like it's some kind of a miracle! I'm not blown away by the design here, it just looks mediocre, but I can't say it's a shitshow. It obviously comes with a fuckton of filters, so the initial impression is fine. Not too good, but not terrible.
The top of the homepage slaps a drop-down menu with some cool shit I’ll get into later, a big-ass language bar with ten different options, and a promo trailer for a new project from the same motherfuckers behind czechescortgirls.com. That network’s called porncz.com, and their new gig is called Czech Caravan. From what I’ve seen, that cunt in the trailer is getting a hardcore fingering session. I’m betting I’ll be itching to review that filthy crap soon, so keep your eyes peeled. For now, let’s dive into the porn on czechescortgirls.com. Let the fucking games begin!
TPD's ready to stream
Let's see what this shit is all about! The site’s got the balls to flaunt its best videos right at the top of the homepage, and honestly, that’s fucking awesome! The top pick for czechescortgirls.com fans is a 20-minute long gem called "Massage ends up in crazy fuck" or some dirty title like that.
The chick’s a young brunette with pouty lips, killer tits, and she’s rocking some hot pink lingerie. She starts out giving this dude a massage, but he pulls out his cock and shoves it straight down her throat. You know how this ends! He shoots his load all over her pussy, and it’s all shot in crystal-clear 4K UHD. Yeah, this shit’s in 4K, and you really can’t get any fucking better than that!
There’s another flick that grabbed my attention, mainly because of this MILF with a heavily tattooed ass staring right at me from the thumbnails. Those tattoos look like a fucking maze, probably mapping out ancient Egyptian water pipes or some shit! She definitely knows how to ride that meat pipe, that’s for fucking sure. I dive in, but instead of a proper trailer, czechescortgirls.com slaps me with a half-assed one and throws a paywall in my face. At least it shows download and community options below the player, so you filthy bastards know you’re dealing with some serious shit before you cough up the cash.
The important details
So here I am, digging into czechescortgirls.com, and it turns out they’ve got about 50 videos total. I’m not exactly blown away by the size of this shit, but I did have a damn good wank to that tattooed-ass video! The site’s been around since 2018. That's like what, six fucking years, and in all that time, they’ve managed to pump out only around 50 flicks. If I filmed every single private fuck session over six years, my collection would be at least ten times bigger, and I’m just one motherfucker.
Updates on this site are about as frequent as a goddamn lunar eclipse! Damn, once a month, sometimes every two months. It’s a bit of a clusterfuck, especially when you realize czechescortgirls.com doesn’t offer any bonus content, or at least doesn’t make it obvious. You do get that 4K streaming crap I mentioned, along with downloads and picture galleries, so I guess that’s something.
The content here is one of a kind
You know what I really dig about czechescortgirls.com? The type of content here. I am dead fucking serious! You can fucking see that the hoes doing the romps here are really horny. You know those amateur sluts that really want to fuck their way up to the porn top! Yeah, that's what you get here, intense and sloppy blowjobs, multiple fuck positions, creampies, cum swallowing...all of it. The content on czechescortgirls.com might be described as the perfect blend of crystal clear video quality and absolutely dirty content type.
Look at that "Gypsy whore enjoying sex with a young horny guy" flick! She is a MILF in blue lingerie, with a loose tummy, big tits, and a tattoo on her cunt. She gives the guy a massage (a lot of movies here include massages), and then she moves on to stimulate him orally. The man plows that saggy, sloppy pussy and she rolls her eyes at the back of the head in a way that you fucking know that she wasn't banged like that for years. Damn, this shit is lit!
The price of this filthy mayhem
There’s some shit I’ve gotta call out, and I’m not fucking around. I can’t stand it when paysites say crap like "create playlists, enjoy our community, and much more." What the fuck is this "much more"? The only job these assholes have is to promote their shit clearly and get people off, and sometimes even that’s too much to ask! It pisses me off that czechescortgirls.com is so damn coy about its options. It’s possible that members get access to other sites in the same network, but they don’t promote that shit the right way. Not a fan of this weak-ass approach!
The good news is that you can go with a two-days trial. That's the best way to test the waters, although you need to know that trial options usually come with limited access and no downloads. The price of this thing for czechescortgirls.com is $1. That's really cheap.
The monthly plan that gets you downloads and all that shit is going for $29.90. It’s pretty standard pricing in the XXX industry. Next up is the three-month plan, which costs $72, and it’s currently got a 20% discount. The six-month plan is slashed by 38% right now, and priced at $114. That breaks down to just $0.63 a day.
I promised to talk about the filters
Yeah, I fucking did. You'll really want to focus on the site's menu where you get to choose between the latest, most popular, and most viewed videos, as well as check out the categories, the list of models, and free clips. Once you open the list of categories, you will see the stats applying to the whole porncz network. Some of the shit I spotted is 1.5K+ blowjobs, over 1.5K doggy style romps, around 80 office sex vids, and shit like that.
If you check out the list of categories on top of the czechescortgirls.com's videos stash, you'll see terms like anal, outdoor, Czech porn, Russian, licking, blonde, and so on. Really now, czechescortgirls.com is pretty easy to tackle. You get stats on views and video length right away, and the trailers, while short, do a good job of giving you the full fucking picture. Not too shabby, really.
The verdict
You see, the update schedule on czechescortgirls.com is about as reliable as your beta dick, once a month, sometimes every two months. The site’s also a bit of a tightwad when it comes to promoting its other network sites. Plus, for a site that’s been around since 2018, 50 videos ain't exactly breaking any records. If I filmed all my private sessions for six years, I'd have a fucking archive the size of a goddamn porn vault!
When it comes to the content, czechescortgirls.com really knows how to bring the heat. The videos are shot in fucking 4K, so you get crystal-clear shots of every cunt and tits here. The site’s got a solid lineup of content, and categories like anal, outdoor, Czech, and Russian. The joint is easy to navigate, and the trailers, though short, give you a decent taste of the action. The focus here is on xxx escort encounters, and you don't have to be a genius to know that this is fucking lit.
Yeah, the negatives might be there, but the positives make it worth the motherfucking splurge. This joint has all it takes to give you a raging boner, and that's all that really matters at the end of the day. Enjoy!
